Those Who Have Gone Before. Pussies.

Anyone who has studied serial killers knows the names of the country's most famous. Each has lessons to teach, but I am not like them. They couldn't control their demons, and they were truly messed up. Ed Gein thought he could become a woman by draping himself in their body parts. That's nuts. Ted Bundy slept with rotting corpses. Even I know that it takes forever to get that smell out of your hair and clothes, and people recact negatively to the smell of death. He did leave some great quotes, though. My favorite is:

“We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And
there will be more of your children dead tomorrow.”

John Wayne Gacy was a faerie, but at least he was good at what he did. Albert Fish was plain whacked. I could stick pins into my balls, too, but why the fuck would I? He liked kids. I suppose I can understand that, but it isn't my thing usually.


Herman Webster Mudgett had a cool killing castle, and it would be neat to have one of those. But these days, how would you get away with it? But sometimes I imagine owning a Neverland Ranch or Disney World where no one ever gets out of the castle. lol


Coral Eugene Watts is the poster boy for almost sticking it to the Man. He came this close to getting immunity for 80 murders. But in a fairly expected turn of events, the state reniged on his immunity and he went to jail. He died from prostate cancer. So much for doing the Lord's work.